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It was that time again. Time to leave a faulted and fractured world behind and to once again peek into nature’s gaping maw. Break hadn’t been all it should have been. This would be chance for redemption. Nature seems to do that for me, that is, it seems to set things right. I suppose nature does the same thing for every starry-eyed dreamer who find themselves drawn to that blank spot on the map.
I was attempting to be daring. No wussified adventure could purge me from a semester full of deadlines, anxiety, rushed meals, and other assorted general tortures. I wanted to do something harder than I’d ever tried. Damn unpreparedness. I wanted to summit Mt Shasta in the dead of winter. Early winter too, before the weather and snowpack had stabilized. Chances of success would be very low indeed. Even relatively low and benign peaks within the Cascades, such as Shasta, are known for their sometimes fearful weather. They regularly kill and injure climbers—and the early winter season is the worst possible time to attempt a summit. I planned to climb solo. I’ve never done much solo stuff before, though I’ve always wanted to. This would be a chance to try it, though hardly in a contained environment. A perfect recipe for disaster. Naturally, I was trying to keep my plans on the down and low. I don’t want to be a bad example, nor did I wish to make people worry. Perhaps I’m insane. If so, I’d imagine I’m a lucky insane person.
I was hoping to budget three days for Shasta and then immediately head down to the absolute opposite end of California and be in Joshua Tree the next day, in order to climb there for a week. I had further assumed responsibility by organizing a group that was going to climb down there. I had begun to realize that combining Shasta and Joshua Tree on such close of a timeline was a bad idea. Shasta would simply take too much out of me. I would be exhausted before I had even made it to Joshua Tree.
A week before I was supposed to be on its slopes Shasta was hit by wave after wave of massive winter storms. Several feet of fresh, unconsolidated powder was falling on the mountain’s slopes every night. Wind-speeds were fast enough to knock a man over at 9,000 feet. Powder accumulation was such that I’d be doomed to post-hole anywhere even near Shasta—even when wearing snowshoes. The weather would nearly guarantee white-out conditions high on the mountain. Attempting the Shasta, under the conditions, was suicide. I’ll consider the equivalent of a game of russian roulette now and again when mountaineering, but suicide is not my gig. I called off that part of the trip.
Instead, I and my friend Nathaniel, decided last-minute to try to go snow camping. That plan collapsed between not getting an early enough start and being sold the wrong size chains that should have fit his Jeep but didn’t. Instead we hung out with a friend and skied the next day.
Finally, we made our course southward my favorite winter destination. I’d swear on a bible that Joshua Tree is a downright magical place. It’s like nowhere I’ve been. It has a quality I can only describe as ethereal. I *love* it. We arrived at the campground and waited to for Cara, who was the first climber to show up. Once she showed we decided to do a short route near the camp called the SW Corner of Headstone (5.6). I headed up the short route eager to climb, but it was more difficult than I remembered. Just as I snapped my quickdraw on the second bolt my foot smeared loose and I suddenly fell. This is what went through my head, not good. This is a 5.6! And I’ve climbed it before! I’m not supposed to fall. BAM. Wait . . . I just decked! Aaannnndddd, it didn’t hurt. Why am I fine? Aw, whatever, get your dumbass back on the route and stop making a fool of yourself :/> I’m still not exactly sure why I didn’t get hurt. I fell because I wasn’t smearing correctly. I’m indebted to Cara’s excellent belay. Nate decided he didn’t want to climb it but Cara followed my up and we enjoyed the view.
The next day we visited a nice area known as Trashcan rock. It’s a pretty mellow place with nothing really higher than 50 feet. There, Nate somehow injured his knee on a super easy 5.3. We couldn’t figure out why. Cara got to assist anAMGA class on a rescue procedure. Nate spent the rest of the day in the car frustrated with his injury. I felt pretty terrible about that. Cara and I climbed several routes there, the most notable of these being Tiptoe (5.7) a fun sport route that has lots of positive small footholds. Just before we climbed it a dude came up and free soloed the route for kicks. Trashcan is a popular soloing area. You see lots of people coming out ‘running laps’ on the easier routes there. Cara tried her first lead, which sorta surprised me. She wasn’t interested in trying a year ago. We did a fun, really short 5.8 trad double crack called Cranny as well.
That evening we went back to camp early and decided to try some boulderingsince Nate had a pad. We had no idea where the bouldering routes would be, but decided to look around near our camp. We first stumbled across what I latterlearned was a V7 (which was at one time the hardest problem in J-Tree). We gave it a try but clearly couldn’t do it. Next Cara spotted what we hoped was an easier problem. We took turns cranking away at the thing and getting frustrated. Interestingly, we found we preferred entirely different methods of attempting the boulder. I must have tried that boulder 15 times. I really, really wanted to send it. I loved how I could keep on trying something that I knew I wouldn’t have a prayer onsighting. And since the feet on that blasted problem were practically non-existent it forced me to move quickly and pull down with every bit of my meager strength. Finally, Cara knocked some sense into my head and told me to slow down a little so to be smoother and more efficient. I took her advice and tried again. I thought my arms would pop I was cranking so hard. BUT I MADE IT! It felt SO amazing! I let out a yell that could have been heard miles away. I’d never sent a boulder before, and now I know why people do it. A) it’s exhilarating, B) it’s fantastic training. It turns out the thing was a V1, which I suppose isn’t that impressive. But, *I’m* proud of it. I *finally* sent my first boulder! WAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOO!
That night Kevin, a friend of Nate’s showed up, as well as Cara’s roommate Renee. Kevin’s been climbing for 6 years and is strong. The next day we decided on a climb called Mike’s Book’s, an easy 5.6 two pitch trad lead. I led and Renee followed while pulling a second rope that we set as a TR for Cara and Kevin. I found the thing slightly unnerving at times since I couldn’t find any placements where I wanted them. Falling wasn’t an option. At the top of the second pitch I did something I’ve worried I’d do for some time. I dropped my belay device. As I watched it bounce down the rock face my mind registered shock, that was as much from unbelief than anything else. I felt like a total idiot. I always, always carry a second ATC for just such an event, but left it in my bag this morning. I prayed that I could remember how to tie a Muter hitch and safely belay Renee. Luckily, I remembered. Getting down turned out to be just as embarrassing. First I attempted to use my Shunt, a mechanical prussic, to rappel the first pitch. It didn’t really work, but I made it down. Then Kevin walked me through making a carabiner brake with a bunch of his ovals for the second pitch. At the bottom we met up with Nate and Aaron, since Aaron had just shown up.
After that we went TRing, out in real hidden valley. The next day the group wentTRing again and I stole Nate, who was on crutches, but still could belay, to climb Double Cross (5.7+/5.8-), in the Hidden Valley campground. Double Cross is a famous fist jam crack that several people have died on. People die because they can’t place gear or because they don’t have it. I’d never done a fist jam crack. When I looked up at the route it looked harder than I had imagined it. To be honest, I was concerned that Double Cross would be to much for me both before I and after I saw it. Fist jamming has a steep learning curve, and I had no experience with it. The first 30 feet of the climb was easy face stuff. The trick was transitioning left into the crack. There was one good left jam, and a shaky right jam. I had to swing out into space on just one jam and that just wasn’t enough for me. I couldn’t do it. I tried, and tried. I tried and fell. I tried and back climbed. I gave up.
Nate, being the excellent friend he is, motivated me to keep on trying. I love that about Nate. He has a talent for talking me into giving just a little bit more. Nate made me really commit. Finally, I fired the sequence and made it into the crack. As I thrashed my way up the crack, jamming for my dear life I learned that jamming is far, far more physical that I had previously imagined. Thus, I resorted to hangdoging when my arms couldn’t take it any more. The whole thing felt rather surreal, but I made it—but by the very skin of my teeth.
Next we attempted to connect with everyone else in the group. Aaron, Cara, Renee, and Kevin had gone off to climb in another area. We headed to where they were supposed to park but their vehicle wasn’t to be seen. However, we saw something that was in my mind infinitely better. In the distance, strung from two high points, was an awe-inspiring high line. (High-lining being the art of walking on a fairly loose piece of one inch wide webbing strung at great hight between two distant points). I’d never before see someone high lining. When welater discovered our friends vehicle in a different parking lot I it was nearer to the high liners so I very naturally elected to go observe and possibly ask if I might try it. After a long scramble I reached the high liners and engaged them in conversation. Frankly, it looked crazy scary. They were just taking it down and informed me that unless I had slack lining experience they wouldn’t have let me try it anyway
I set off scrambling and hiking cross-country to find my friends. As I did so, I was struck by the beauty of the area. I love the rugged, wild nature of this high desert. Even cacti have a symmetry and color that can only be described a beautiful nearly beyond belief. I plan on returning to Joshua Tree just to backpack and explore. Life isn’t entirely about climbing, after all. That night we returned to camp and went bouldering. My arms were totally knackered. I tried the V1 boulder again and despite knowing how to do I couldn’t send it. My body felt like wood. I was knackered. Then I got mad at myself and sent it again anyway.
That night we made a massive dinner of mexico food. It was fantastic. Props to Cara and Renee doing most of the cooking.
The next day we were to have a bunch of people visiting for just the day. Before that, however, my sister Noelle and John-Mark (JM) Kane arrived. The next day we visited an area none of us had been too. I led an easy climb that wasn’t much fun and Kevin led R.M.L. (5.9). Both were set up on TR and people lined up to try them. That morning I felt exhausted again, but began feeling better as the day wore on. R.M.L. turned out to be tons of fun. It had a bouldery roof start and a continued into a fun slab. I had a ball repeatedly cranking through the beginning moves. I enjoyed it so much I almost pulled the rope and led it myself. Next to R.M.L. was a 5.10 that had a brutal start. It required one hell of a reach and stretched my arms for all they were worth. Plus, the holds were entirely nasty crimps and the feet were non-existent. It played hell with your arms. Kevin finally sent it, but it defeated everyone else.
The next day we decided to go to a remote park of the park called the wonderland of rocks, to attempt a Mental Physics (5.7). It’s a super classic trad crack climb. Not having much beta on the climb, and a little scared from my experience on Double Cross I elected to grab the entirety of my trad rack. As we hiked out I realized I had little energy, but figured I’d soon feel better like the day before. Fifteen minutes into the hike, however, I was exhausted and felt the compelling need to water a cacti. I told the rest of the group to go ahead and I’d catch up. Big mistake. As I resumed moving I soon realized how tired and week I was feeling. The weight of my rope, rack, and water was killing me. My nose was stuffed up, and though I didn’t realize it I had a cold. I hadn’t been eating all that much since most of my food was with Nate and his now vacant car and that certain contributed. Plus, I was knackered, plain and simple. As I stumbled through the desert on what passed for a trail (a desert wash—it wasn’t a trail) I thought of how cool the area would seem if I didn’t feel like dropping dead in my tracks. I couldn’t spot Mental Physics, and there wasn’t a plan for meeting up with the group again other than getting there. I yelled out to them and asked the rare person I met on the trail if they had seen them, all to no avail.
After searching more than far enough down the trail (and lots of breaks) I headed back. Along the way I became convinced that if I didn’t get my poor little tail outta there fast I could wind up in critical condition. I didn’t want to walk out and make everyone worry, but I was fast turning into liability. I’d like to survive, and under my own power thank-you-very-much. Along the way I was forced to take more frequent breaks and was embarrassed by my own weakness. I met a group along the way who was also looking for Mental Physics and when I suddenly noticed it. I pointed it out. They seemed quite concerned for me, and asked if I was all right, or if I needed food or water. This puzzled me at the time, since I wasn’t owning up to how much I was in a bad way at that time. After a delusional wrong turn or two I made my way out of the maize of rocks and commenced recuperating and camping out in the parking lot. Nate arrived about an hour later (he was supposed to meet us there) and I told him of my mishap. He made me realize I was sick and told me that Cara had managed to text him saying the group was concerned since they couldn’t find me.
Latter, when the group re-united we pieced the story together. The last group I had talked to, who seemed concerned for me met my friends and said they were fairly certain I was either drunk or had a bad hangover (interesting, but not true). Apparently, I looked so terrible they weren’t certain I’d make it back to the parking lot. Plus, I had when I admitted I wasn’t feeling very strong I had used the word ‘wasted’ to mean that I was tired, rather than using it correctly, thus reinforcing the idea that I was hung over. We thought that was about as hilarious as could be.
That evening after a lot of rest we all were convinced by Cara to once again climb the SW corner of Headstone and fly her kite from its summit in the high winds. It turned out to be the most brilliant idea of the entire trip. Flying a kite on top a big rock, as the sun sets, with a bunch of fellow fun-loving adrenaline junkies is about as euphoric as life comes. Holding the kite’s string brought feelings of elation that I can’t describe. It was freezing cold, and I was sick, but it didn’t matter. We were having a hell of a time and we were most literally, ‘as high as a kite.’ You haven’t lived until you’ve flown a kite on top of a pinnacle of inaccessible rock.
That night Renee and I cooked up a delicious feast of Asian food, while Cara baked amazing brownies in the coals. That, plus a beer tons of good stories and laughs brought contented sighs around the fire. It was a satisfying end.